Is this the end the Glutster as we know it?!
But, let me tell you that it did, indeed, suck–very much so. I actually had to go the E.R. (AGAIN) and wolf down fourteen chalky Prednosine (aka STEROIDS) tablets to control my unbearably itchy, spazzed out skin. And even after that, it took my body three weeks to get better. To make matters even more grim, I accidentally spilled hot pu-erh tea on my keyboard and was forced to use my older brother’s old school PC he uses to play Casino all day long.
And of all possible things in this world, can anyone guess what caused it?!
Well, according to the doctor at the E.R. and his half-assed diagnosis.
I knoooow, right? Nooooooo! Well, it could of been a number of things but let’s just say that I got a little too crazy during that last Friday night of LA Beer Week.
I won’t lie and will admit that I did get a little scared at first and think of the worst.
“What if I can’t drink any more?”
“Fuck! Am I allergic to wheat?”
“Maaaaan, am I going to have to start writing about actual news now? Or worse, write about stuff not having to do with food or music?!”
I decided to take the matter into my own hands and administer a a little self-proctored D.I.Y. allergen test as soon as I was able to go out and buy beer again. I bought several varieties of “funny beer” and drank them all. I probably didn’t have to drink the entire bottles but I did, just to make sure you know?
And the results are in! My body is 100% beer-tolerant! Must of been something in the air or something as I rode home that on my scooter or something else I ate, the world may never know.
Cheers! To no more career-questioning hellacious allergy reactions!